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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:27

Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is a housing crisis looming in China?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Why upsc is considered the toughest exam in the whole world?
Then came..
No way
No go.
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors